1 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:40,841 "He wondered why we want to do everything big 2 00:00:41,828 --> 00:00:45,071 before we were capable of doing small things well." 3 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:56,385 "EACH ONE HIS CINEMA" Or that thrill when the lights dim and the movie begins 4 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:37,025 < OPEN-AIR CINEMA > 5 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:34,690 < ONE FINE DAY > 6 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:50,213 One "farmer", please. 7 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,593 Okay, let's get started. 8 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:39,087 Sorry. Just a second. 9 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,574 Here we go. 10 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,385 Here we go. 11 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,757 'Do you think it's already over?' 12 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,928 'Hell, no! We haven't started yet.' 13 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,062 < THREE MINUTES > 14 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,572 'in memory of M.M.' 15 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,491 Anybody here? 16 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,497 Marcello! 17 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,514 This morning, 18 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,588 you were still sleeping when I woke. 19 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,094 I heard your deep breathing. 20 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,533 And, through the hair hiding your face, 21 00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,341 I saw your eyes. 22 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,607 And I was choked by emotion. 23 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,864 Beyond your face, 24 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,499 I could see something purer 25 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,834 and deeper 26 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,435 in which I was reflected. 27 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,643 I was seeing myself 28 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,507 in a dimension 29 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:30,452 that contained all the time that we have left to live. 30 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,617 All those years were there. 31 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,658 And also those that I lived 32 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,662 without knowing you 33 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,459 in order to know you. 34 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,495 At that moment, 35 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,937 I realized how much I loved you. 36 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,179 And the emotion was so strong 37 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,883 that my eyes filled with tears. 38 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,592 Three minutes. 39 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:08,894 Stop. 40 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,612 < IN THE DARK > 41 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,706 'Back in 15 minutes' 42 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,075 Timofei! 43 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,040 What? 44 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,043 The fuses have blown! 45 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,441 What? Again? 46 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,084 The second sector has blown again! 47 00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,354 All right. Just a second. 48 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,240 'Sold out' 49 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,307 < DIARY OF A MOVIEGOER > 50 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:36,560 Focus! 51 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,495 Hey, the focus... 52 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,169 There's nobody here. 53 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,132 Is anybody here? 54 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,932 Cinema: Archimede. 55 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,805 Film: "The Ceremony". 56 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,082 I take my mother to the movies every now and then. 57 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,551 We go to see < Legends of the Fall >, a family melodrama. 58 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,245 Brad Pitt and lots of actors. 59 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:08,454 For years, my mother will chide me 60 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,356 for having taken her to see that movie. 61 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:17,001 In this cinema, I saw Truffaut's < Domicile conjugal >. 62 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,331 < Bed and Board > in English. 63 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:26,772 The Italian title was < Calm Down, It's Just Infidelity >. 64 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,641 < Anastasia >, a cartoon movie. 65 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,181 A few days ago, my son turned two. 66 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,286 Today is his first outing to the movies. 67 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,948 After 10 minutes, he asks, 68 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,358 "Where's Mommy?" 69 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:48,056 I say, "Mommy's at home. We'll join her after the movie." 70 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,895 After half an hour, he's screaming, 71 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,595 Mommy... Mommy... 72 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,970 "What's wrong?" she asks. 73 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:01,904 "Nothing," he says. "They're closing the stadium. Nothing to fear." 74 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,205 "What did you say?" 75 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:04,881 "What?" 76 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:09,043 "Just now, when you said there's nothing to fear." 77 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,849 "It sounded like a familiar voice." 78 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,394 If, at the end of < Heaven Can Wait >, 79 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,622 Julie Christie and Warren Beatty hadn't gotten back together, 80 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,364 I'd have staged a sit-in at the cinema. 81 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:29,238 The Arlecchino Cinema, now the Antonveneta Bank garage. 82 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:34,703 Her feet in < What Lies Beneath > are beautiful. 83 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:38,144 And the second toe, the "index" toe, 84 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,145 just next to the big toe, 85 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,785 above all on the right foot, 86 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:46,219 is a little longer than the big toe, which some people say 87 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:50,919 is a sign of excellence... 88 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,665 < Rocky Balboa >, January 2007. 89 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,302 When Sylvester Stallone 90 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,836 starts training by running up the steps... 91 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,909 I'm the first to applaud. 92 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,574 My son is seven years old. 93 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:15,648 The film hasn't started yet. They show the trailer for < Matrix 2 >. 94 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,580 Pietro asks: 95 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,087 "Will we see it when it comes out?" 96 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,123 "Sure, we'll see it." 97 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:25,285 Then I think, "Shall I tell him?" 98 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,588 I decide to: 99 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,858 "You know, Dad's movies aren't much like that one." 100 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,971 "I know, Dad, but we'll go see < Matrix 2 > when it comes out." 101 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,308 "All right, we'll see it." 102 00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:59,733 < THE ELECTRIC PRINCESS PICTURE HOUSE > 103 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:34,210 < DARKNESS > 104 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,360 Scissors? 105 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,129 Cool Scissors. 106 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:39,829 Where is this guy? 107 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,555 He's supposed to show us somethin'. 108 00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:47,963 Hey- what's with the scissors? 109 00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,603 They're what was used. 110 00:26:53,311 --> 00:26:54,243 Whatever. 111 00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:56,912 I can't hear you. 112 00:26:57,115 --> 00:26:58,082 What the hell? 113 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,648 He said he can't hear you. 114 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:00,977 Gimme that megaphone. 115 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:04,079 I thought you were gonna show us a dance! 116 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,046 She was a dancer. 117 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,224 What? 118 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:11,952 I'm sort of afraid. 119 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,297 It's just a gag. 120 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,025 Who is he? 121 00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,962 This is what she looked like when she was younger. 122 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:23,267 Hey... that looks like you, Cindy. 123 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,041 What's goin' on? 124 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:30,738 It is me. 125 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,474 This is the one who did it. 126 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:34,813 I've had this dream. 127 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,918 That's Tom. 128 00:27:36,755 --> 00:27:37,881 No, no, no... that ain't me. 129 00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:38,680 Remember I told you about it? 130 00:27:38,890 --> 00:27:40,858 What?! Tom, that was you! 131 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:41,723 Weird... 132 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:43,154 I'm not feelin' so good. 133 00:27:43,762 --> 00:27:44,592 Wait a minute... 134 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,028 What's wrong? 135 00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:48,561 Tommy, what are you looking at me like that for? 136 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,632 So I feel a little strange, that's what! 137 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,666 What are you looking at me like that for?! 138 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:57,203 Tom! TOM! Stop Tom! 139 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,105 Tom, stop it! 140 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,002 So I went dancing. 141 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,873 I've always loved to dance. 142 00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:57,598 'He loves you, totally, tenderly, tragically.' 143 00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:59,997 < ANNA > 144 00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:01,200 'Me too, Paul.' 145 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:07,275 'I don't know...' 146 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,941 'I saw you earlier when he kissed you.' 147 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,239 'I know.' 148 00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:19,189 'Why don't you love me anymore?' 149 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:21,884 'That's life.' 150 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:23,683 She's walking down the stairs. 151 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,226 'Why do you despise me?' 152 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,164 She's naked and she's just lying next to the ocean. 153 00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:31,802 'I'll never tell you that. Even to save my own life.' 154 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,507 'I've watched you for 5 minutes. I feel I've never seen you before.' 155 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,034 'I'll never forgive you.' 156 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,703 'I loved you so much!' 157 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,305 'It's too late now.' 158 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:17,881 'I hate you because you're unable to move me.' 159 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,323 'Camille!' 160 00:30:36,201 --> 00:30:37,395 'Camille!' 161 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:48,475 She's just dove into ocean. She's swimming away from him. 162 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,467 Anna. 163 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,948 Was the film black and white? 164 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:35,380 No. It was in color. 165 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:21,624 < MOVIE NIGHT > 166 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:09,157 WARSAW 1936 167 00:37:58,042 --> 00:38:00,977 'Satan can only be invoked' 168 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:06,376 'by whispering the unspeakable name' 169 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:14,992 'that melts into the burning flame.' 170 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:26,062 HAIFA 70 YEARS LATER 171 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:02,431 Sorry to interrupt the screening. 172 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,132 There's an air raid warning for Haifa. 173 00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:09,342 Please! 174 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:22,654 I'm expecting more news any minute. 175 00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:32,959 Death. 176 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:47,208 < DIBBOUK OF HAIFA > 177 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,222 < THE LADY BUG > I am here for one reason only... 178 00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:59,294 To find out who I am. 179 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,660 Oh, wonderful. 180 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:04,095 And? 181 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:09,101 It is not as easy as it sounds for a lady... 182 00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:11,672 to find out who she is. 183 00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,902 Go away. I know what you are going to say. 184 00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:15,908 Do you? 185 00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:18,343 Aren't you going to have a little whine, my love. 186 00:40:18,549 --> 00:40:21,245 About the lack of opportunity for ladies? 187 00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,443 Yes. That's a good idea. 188 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,052 But I am more disturbed... 189 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:30,785 by something quite opposite and shocking 190 00:40:32,296 --> 00:40:33,228 Yes 191 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:35,658 So what? 192 00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:41,570 Would you call Alfred a man or a gentleman? 193 00:40:41,772 --> 00:40:47,768 Or what? A pussy? 194 00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:51,878 Oh, pussy, don't you think? 195 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,709 I say, is that good 196 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:56,284 In some way, it is wonderful 197 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:59,479 because there are so many of you 198 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:03,524 But it is not good news for we ladies 199 00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:04,489 Tell. 200 00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:12,295 You see pussies like the ladies to be kittens but without the claws 201 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:18,338 The claws, Alfred, are essential for a lady. 202 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:23,502 What, for example, would she do if a gentleman were to annoy her? 203 00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,844 A lady needs to give him a scratch with her claw. 204 00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:32,184 Then she would know you will back off. 205 00:41:32,389 --> 00:41:34,687 Yes, move away 206 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:36,722 I do not want to be scratched. 207 00:41:36,927 --> 00:41:39,327 Oh, pussy. 208 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:42,897 You Alfred simply don't have the balls... 209 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:46,160 to make love to a real lady 210 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,433 Unlikely story. 211 00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:51,972 You need a... 212 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:53,370 Super hero 213 00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:57,069 A gentleman 214 00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:01,342 Oh please, what makes a gentleman? 215 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:06,319 It fills a man with irony... 216 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:10,756 Do you think Jeremy Irons is a gentleman? 217 00:42:10,961 --> 00:42:13,759 He is gorgeous 218 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:18,333 Oh yes, he is divine. 219 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,901 What rot! 220 00:42:20,104 --> 00:42:22,470 What about Clint Eastwood? 221 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:25,539 Kitty Cat Clint is a pussy peanut. 222 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:28,337 Why don't you ladies look after the babies. 223 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,707 I want to know who I am. 224 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:33,440 I have to tell you that job is uninteresting. 225 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:37,451 A gentleman would want to know who I am 226 00:42:37,655 --> 00:42:39,646 Listen, you little fool. 227 00:42:39,857 --> 00:42:42,417 We check and run everything around here. 228 00:42:42,693 --> 00:42:46,720 If you don't shut up, I am going to squash you. 229 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:48,757 Squash you. 230 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:53,428 Don't you know you are playing with the killing machine? 231 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:56,295 You little fool 232 00:43:09,881 --> 00:43:13,093 < ARTAUD DOUBLE BILL > 233 00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:31,917 Where are you? 234 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,206 Projection. "Didere" will commence immediately. 235 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:39,640 Running time is 92 minutes 236 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:41,613 and 43 seconds. 237 00:43:48,765 --> 00:43:55,447 Sorry! I went to something else... 238 00:44:02,561 --> 00:44:04,688 What are you watching? 239 00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:11,937 That's right. Lick it, Lick it all over. 240 00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:28,250 I'm not hungry. I want to see a film. Good-bye 241 00:44:58,581 --> 00:45:00,348 Artaud is beautiful... 242 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:07,664 Come on, try to get me on. Try to get me going. 243 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,938 I want you to get your cock out. 244 00:45:10,607 --> 00:45:12,097 Come on, take it out. 245 00:45:12,509 --> 00:45:14,272 I want you to throb it, I want you to jerk off. 246 00:45:14,511 --> 00:45:16,138 I'm hard. Well, show it to me. 247 00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:22,816 Look how hard and good it's getting. 248 00:45:22,817 --> 00:45:26,091 How beautiful? 249 00:45:26,523 --> 00:45:28,047 Just watch me. 250 00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:30,826 Watch me fornicating. 251 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,169 Death 252 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:37,420 < THE FOUNDRY > 253 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:11,307 'The might of progress will defeat the former power' 254 00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:16,111 'The weapons will be rock, rock' 255 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:21,053 'If you protest, the butcher dreams' 256 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:25,820 'The paralytic's ashes will be placed in a bucket or a barrel' 257 00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:30,762 'Rock, rock that approaches strikes, seduces, mistreats' 258 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:35,735 'Come here, I'll show you the place' 259 00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:03,257 < UPSURGE > 260 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:33,957 Excuse me... 261 00:50:35,999 --> 00:50:37,489 - Hello. - Hi! 262 00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:40,328 - Okay? - Great. I nearly called you. 263 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:46,032 Work's kind of crazy right now but I'm doing okay. 264 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:49,509 My boss is in LA, 265 00:50:49,746 --> 00:50:51,839 so they keep calling me at all hours. 266 00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,650 I'm working around the clock. 267 00:50:58,855 --> 00:51:01,824 We're on a site in Asia. 268 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:03,185 Why not change jobs? 269 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:08,022 That's 12 euros, please. 270 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:08,993 Enjoy the film. 271 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:11,690 I hardly had lunch. 272 00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:36,979 Yes, it's me. 273 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,861 < 47 YEARS LATER > 274 00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:18,211 Tell him to stop fidgeting. He's making me dizzy. 275 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:20,718 - I bought them all. - And? 276 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,721 I've searched them. Nothing. 277 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,024 But I'm afraid fate has turned on us. 278 00:54:26,329 --> 00:54:27,023 Explain. 279 00:54:27,230 --> 00:54:29,460 Pascal, our friend, the Egypto-Armenian critic, said 280 00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:32,134 that before our film screened, 281 00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:36,203 the critics went for fish soup on a nearby island. 282 00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:40,604 They looked as if they had wallowed in the local wine. 283 00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:41,799 I noticed that most of them 284 00:54:42,012 --> 00:54:45,607 were unsteady on their feet and in a daze. 285 00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:48,109 You were too nervous to notice. 286 00:54:48,385 --> 00:54:49,511 Enough gossip. 287 00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,277 Tell me what it says in < Le Monde >. 288 00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,749 It's published on Saturday. 289 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:55,490 And < Le Figaro >? 290 00:54:55,759 --> 00:54:56,851 Nothing. 291 00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:00,793 Nor in < Le Film Francais >. < Les Cahiers > neither. 292 00:55:01,364 --> 00:55:03,730 And that dolt Pascal? 293 00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:09,228 He heard a French critic call the film slow but "edible". 294 00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:10,633 Like fish soup? 295 00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:12,367 More or less. 296 00:55:15,078 --> 00:55:18,309 Why are you so upset? You expected a triumph? 297 00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:21,312 It's only your second film. 298 00:55:22,185 --> 00:55:25,245 I forgot. < Nice Matin > mentioned us. 299 00:55:25,555 --> 00:55:30,356 "The sublime Czech film was followed by Egypt's < Son of the Nile >." 300 00:55:31,294 --> 00:55:32,318 Go on. 301 00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:33,551 That's all. 302 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:36,625 At least it's proof that we were selected. 303 00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:41,962 Take this trash back to the newsstand and get a refund. 304 00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:45,373 You go. No one will recognize you. 305 00:56:28,251 --> 00:56:32,711 The special award for the 50th festival goes to 306 00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:37,916 Youssef Chahine for his body of work, 307 00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:47,161 for his humanity, 308 00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:48,564 his tolerance, 309 00:56:48,772 --> 00:56:49,761 his courage 310 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,338 and his clemency. 311 00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:54,774 I've waited 47 years for this. 312 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,141 Some advice for young people... 313 00:57:01,451 --> 00:57:03,544 Be patient. It's worth it. 314 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,499 < IT'S A DREAM > 315 00:57:55,572 --> 00:57:57,802 'I dreamt of my father as a young man.' 316 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,943 'He woke me in the middle of the night.' 317 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:03,706 'We ate durians together.' 318 00:58:05,582 --> 00:58:07,072 'My mother was there too.' 319 00:58:08,651 --> 00:58:10,243 'She was already an old lady.' 320 00:58:30,473 --> 00:58:31,963 'This is my maternal grandmother.' 321 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:34,399 'She loved the movies.' 322 00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:38,103 'Every time she took me to the cinema,' 323 00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:40,041 'she'd buy me pears on a skewer.' 324 00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:23,457 'Last night, the moon was pale and mesmerizing' 325 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:30,395 'Even the pine forest held its breath' 326 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:37,004 'I thought of you in my dream' 327 00:59:37,206 --> 00:59:38,332 'My mind was caught' 328 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:44,673 'between sadness and joy' 329 01:00:12,575 --> 01:00:19,538 'Tonight, the moon is bright like a mirror' 330 01:00:19,749 --> 01:00:26,211 'As we stroll together under the bridge,' 331 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:32,793 'let me ask you in my dream,' 332 01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:40,926 'is this a dream or reality?' 333 01:01:01,513 --> 01:01:07,314 < OCCUPATIONS > 334 01:01:42,665 --> 01:01:46,212 Apart from reviewing films on the Sunny Side... 335 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,332 I'm also businessman 336 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:59,443 I'm successful in business 337 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:14,289 A very very successful businessman 338 01:02:19,869 --> 01:02:24,704 I came from a very humble beginning. 339 01:02:25,141 --> 01:02:28,907 Now I own eight cars. 340 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,104 Eight cars 341 01:02:33,616 --> 01:02:36,176 One for each day of the week. 342 01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:40,055 One for the case if I am found dead. 343 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:45,551 But seriously 344 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:49,130 The leather industry 345 01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:51,323 That's where the money is 346 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,525 Buy cheap and sell high 347 01:02:53,736 --> 01:02:56,364 Damn it. Very simple 348 01:03:01,244 --> 01:03:02,541 And what do you do? 349 01:03:03,946 --> 01:03:04,605 What? 350 01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,111 And what do you do? 351 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:09,349 I kill. 352 01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:13,672 < THE GIFT > 353 01:04:13,883 --> 01:04:16,909 A blind film buff and his anthropologist niece 354 01:04:20,590 --> 01:04:23,150 So all this happened a long time ago. 355 01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:24,757 Half a century. 356 01:04:24,994 --> 01:04:25,517 Where? 357 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:28,492 In Chile. Atacama. Near the border. 358 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,063 In the mountains. 359 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:34,802 Our bishop decided to send a gift to a tribe of Coya Indians. 360 01:04:35,004 --> 01:04:36,232 A gift, you say? 361 01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:40,671 Two, in fact. A 16 mm film projector and a radio. 362 01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:45,474 He thought that such a gift was sure to delight them. 363 01:04:47,049 --> 01:04:48,380 They didn't like it? 364 01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:51,514 No idea. They didn't open the crates. 365 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,456 True, the Coya aren't very expressive. 366 01:04:55,658 --> 01:04:57,922 No sign of gratitude. Not one smile! 367 01:04:58,127 --> 01:04:59,389 They're like that. 368 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:03,065 One week later, a traveller told us that he personally saw 369 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:08,533 the Coya sharing out pieces of the projector. 370 01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:10,165 Oh, God! 371 01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:13,774 Primitive communism. They often do that. 372 01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:15,603 They had set fire to the radio. 373 01:05:15,811 --> 01:05:18,746 They were laughing and dancing as it burned. 374 01:05:18,948 --> 01:05:20,438 They do that occasionally. 375 01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:22,242 Then what? 376 01:05:22,718 --> 01:05:24,083 Two years passed. 377 01:05:24,654 --> 01:05:25,951 Two years is a long time. 378 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:32,356 We returned there and discovered an amazing sight! 379 01:05:34,030 --> 01:05:35,895 You won't believe this. 380 01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:40,734 They had rebuilt the projector. But in wood, bit by bit. 381 01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:44,595 I knew the Pita Indians in the Upper Orinoco did that. 382 01:05:44,807 --> 01:05:47,241 I had no idea the Coya did it too. 383 01:05:48,144 --> 01:05:50,044 Now here's a surprise. 384 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,508 They had rebuilt our other gift too. The radio. 385 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:56,718 They had made a giant radio. 386 01:05:56,919 --> 01:06:00,787 And the radio had become a movie theatre! 387 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:02,116 The radio? 388 01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,458 But they never do that. 389 01:06:12,668 --> 01:06:15,660 They led us inside the "Radio Temple" 390 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:18,765 where they had put the wooden projector. 391 01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:20,837 And they showed us a film. 392 01:06:21,277 --> 01:06:22,369 What film? 393 01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:25,374 < Casablanca > with Ingrid Bergman. 394 01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:28,277 And so we attended a screening of < Casablanca >. 395 01:06:28,751 --> 01:06:31,914 When it ended, it was three minutes later. 396 01:06:32,121 --> 01:06:33,179 Three minutes... 397 01:06:35,124 --> 01:06:37,285 That reminds me that I have to go. 398 01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:40,386 See you tomorrow. 399 01:06:41,530 --> 01:06:43,191 Shall I take you home? 400 01:06:43,399 --> 01:06:45,060 Come on, I live here! 401 01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:47,098 That's right. I always forget. 402 01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:50,872 Tell me, they made you drink a special kind of tea, didn't they? 403 01:06:51,073 --> 01:06:52,233 Yes, they did 404 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:56,035 They always do that. They are used to hallucinogenics. 405 01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:58,504 Were you already blind at the time? 406 01:06:58,714 --> 01:07:03,708 No, I went blind after the screening but there's no relation. 407 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:08,184 I went blind and became an atheist at the same time. 408 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,051 < THE CINEMA AROUND THE CORNER > 409 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:53,829 'If I could resume the story of my parents in five dates,' 410 01:07:54,403 --> 01:07:57,099 'the first would be 1936.' 411 01:07:57,706 --> 01:08:00,698 'The year of the Popular Front, the first paid vacations,' 412 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:04,538 'the year my father approached my mother at the movies.' 413 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,738 - Don't you feel like dancing? - No! 414 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:09,850 That's enough now! 415 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:12,882 You followed me here along the boulevards! 416 01:08:13,122 --> 01:08:15,090 I'd follow you to the end of the world. 417 01:08:15,558 --> 01:08:19,790 I'll count to five. If you're still here, I'll scream. 418 01:08:19,995 --> 01:08:20,962 One... 419 01:08:21,697 --> 01:08:22,561 Two... 420 01:08:23,065 --> 01:08:24,032 Three... 421 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,597 Four... 422 01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:27,098 Five... 423 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:54,991 I forget the rest of the words. 424 01:08:55,264 --> 01:09:00,998 But I'm glad I followed you 425 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:06,606 For you're so pretty, it's true 426 01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:12,304 'And so, in my mother's womb, from February to October 1937,' 427 01:09:12,515 --> 01:09:16,417 'three times a week, I grew with the 30s' greatest films.' 428 01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:19,750 'I'm sorry to see you here.' 429 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:21,081 'We are too!' 430 01:09:22,858 --> 01:09:28,319 'So the Germans will not be accused of barbarity,' 431 01:09:28,664 --> 01:09:32,794 'I have decided to apply French rules.' 432 01:09:33,269 --> 01:09:36,796 'In 1943, since being Jewish was seen in a bad light,' 433 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:40,840 'my mother resorted to the local cinema' 434 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:44,479 'to both shelter me and provide my education.' 435 01:09:51,086 --> 01:09:55,022 'In 1956, the Soviet tanks had invaded Budapest.' 436 01:09:55,391 --> 01:09:58,417 'The same Soviets launched the first Sputnik' 437 01:09:58,794 --> 01:09:59,852 'and Mikhail Kalazotov' 438 01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:01,962 'shot The Cranes Are Flying,' 439 01:10:02,565 --> 01:10:04,999 'the film that would give a meaning to my life.' 440 01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:13,906 'After 1960 and my father's death,' 441 01:10:14,109 --> 01:10:19,342 'my mother continued to frequent our local cinema in Paris' 442 01:10:19,682 --> 01:10:25,143 'where she had the joy and surprise, 30 years on, of seeing again,' 443 01:10:25,354 --> 01:10:30,314 'with her son this time, Ginger Rodgers and Fred Astaire.' 444 01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,929 Thanks, Dad Thanks, Mom 445 01:11:06,157 --> 01:11:08,683 < FIRST KISS > 446 01:13:55,539 --> 01:13:58,951 < EROTIC CINEMA > 447 01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:24,082 Outrageous! 448 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:27,026 Do something. 449 01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:28,696 - What can I do? - Go on! 450 01:14:28,897 --> 01:14:32,025 - Go where? - We can't watch the film like this. 451 01:14:33,335 --> 01:14:34,495 Find the usherette! 452 01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:50,774 Excuse me... 453 01:14:51,053 --> 01:14:51,678 Yes? 454 01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:54,185 A man's being a nuisance. 455 01:14:54,623 --> 01:14:55,248 Really? 456 01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,559 Can't you do something? 457 01:14:58,026 --> 01:14:59,084 Well, yes. 458 01:15:04,299 --> 01:15:05,425 Ah, I see. 459 01:15:06,735 --> 01:15:07,895 I'll take care of it. 460 01:15:09,037 --> 01:15:10,265 Sir... 461 01:15:11,273 --> 01:15:12,865 People are complaining. 462 01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:14,099 Complaining about what? 463 01:15:14,977 --> 01:15:16,342 A man being a nuisance. 464 01:15:16,979 --> 01:15:19,777 - A nuisance? - Yes. 465 01:15:21,917 --> 01:15:23,214 - Where? - Over there. 466 01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:27,655 I understand. 467 01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:29,224 I'll take care of it. 468 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,024 Sir... Excuse me! 469 01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:44,606 Excuse me! 470 01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:47,708 Your ticket, please. 471 01:15:57,486 --> 01:15:58,578 It's a circle seat! 472 01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:00,479 I know. 473 01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:02,315 I fell! 474 01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:01,374 < NO TRANSLATION NEEDED > 475 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:31,073 Enough! Keep the noise down! 476 01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:34,578 But the police... You Cubans, cut it out! 477 01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:38,719 There's too much noise! Silence! 478 01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:43,046 You're hot! 479 01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,158 What an ass! 480 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:50,554 Marry me! Come on, marry me! 481 01:17:55,270 --> 01:17:58,239 Who do you think you are? Miguel Cimino? 482 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:01,876 Not "Miguel" Cimino. 483 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:04,911 That's enough! 484 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,842 Play your music! 485 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,077 You look like Godard now! 486 01:18:12,287 --> 01:18:14,687 You're pissing me off! Enough already. 487 01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:16,551 What the hell is this? 488 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:21,458 Those Cuban jerks started without me! 489 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,944 Magnificent! 490 01:19:02,337 --> 01:19:03,634 - What do you think? - It's perfect! 491 01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:05,067 Stop! I have an idea! 492 01:19:05,273 --> 01:19:06,240 Not again! 493 01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:08,341 Sorry, baby! 494 01:19:12,514 --> 01:19:15,745 - It's fantastic! - Look! 495 01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:19,148 Wow, that's sexy. 496 01:19:26,194 --> 01:19:28,719 Look how pretty she is! 497 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:36,400 Fuck! 498 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:39,335 What is this shit? 499 01:19:39,541 --> 01:19:41,736 You're the best! We love you! 500 01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:44,104 I'll kill you! 501 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:46,478 Look! 502 01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:50,747 It's really cute! Look! 503 01:19:54,322 --> 01:19:58,088 THE END 504 01:20:15,136 --> 01:20:20,691 < AT THE SUICIDE... > 505 01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:30,117 I think we are inside now. 506 01:20:30,325 --> 01:20:33,419 Oh dear, I think he's taken up residence in men's toilet. 507 01:20:33,628 --> 01:20:36,426 I guess it's suitable, under the circumstances. 508 01:20:36,698 --> 01:20:40,657 Do we have a shot of the exterior of the place, boys? We do? We do. 509 01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,667 It's coming up. No. 510 01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,806 We'll have that for you as soon as we can. 511 01:20:46,007 --> 01:20:50,307 This so-called movie house. It's pathetic, isn't it? 512 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:54,676 Sherry, it's the last of its kind. You are looking at the last cinema in the world. 513 01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:56,373 The emotion that conjures up. 514 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,574 Not really, Rolf. 515 01:20:57,786 --> 01:21:00,380 It's been a long time coming. 516 01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:03,490 The world will have a sign of relief when the thing is blown to bits. 517 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,887 We'll have that for you a little later on tonight. 518 01:21:06,094 --> 01:21:09,257 No regret, Sherry? No fond memories of the movies? 519 01:21:09,464 --> 01:21:13,127 No adventures on the movie houses or more elegantly the "cinemas"? 520 01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:17,203 I am a little younger than you are, Rolf. No, no memories what so ever. 521 01:21:17,405 --> 01:21:21,273 But from what people tell me, we'll a lot better without them. 522 01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:24,707 We are in a better place now. We don't need them. We have better things now. 523 01:21:24,913 --> 01:21:28,474 Well said, Sherry. We have us now, if that's what you mean. 524 01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:30,446 It is exactly what I mean. 525 01:21:31,119 --> 01:21:33,849 What about this man inside. What are we seeing now? 526 01:21:34,055 --> 01:21:38,116 It's kind of perfect, Rolf. He is the last Jew in the world, I am told. 527 01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:42,262 And he is in this last cinema in the world. 528 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:44,295 Whoa, that's perfect. 529 01:21:44,499 --> 01:21:47,297 Given what they say about Jews invented movies. 530 01:21:47,502 --> 01:21:50,164 We know the horrific cost of that creation. 531 01:21:50,372 --> 01:21:53,398 Well, they really say the Jews invented Hollywood. But... 532 01:21:53,608 --> 01:21:54,233 Same thing, isn't it? 533 01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:55,306 Same thing. 534 01:21:55,510 --> 01:22:00,277 Who is this man, exactly? What is he? How do we know... 535 01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:05,010 Apparently, he used to work in films somehow, somewhere. It might have been in Budapest. 536 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,188 That's Hungry. He is Hungarian. 537 01:22:07,389 --> 01:22:09,414 Right. A Hungarian Jew. 538 01:22:09,624 --> 01:22:11,956 There were never many of them anyway, weren't there. 539 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:15,721 - Not worldwide. And he is the last. - He is the last. 540 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,263 Apparently there are organizations that have kept tracked, 541 01:22:18,466 --> 01:22:20,991 And he is absolutely, certifiably the last. 542 01:22:21,202 --> 01:22:22,226 Not just Hungarian. 543 01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:26,271 No, the last of any Jew of any kind, strike or flavour. 544 01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:29,910 It's a significant moment in world's history. 545 01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:33,205 At least some kind of history of subcultural world. 546 01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:36,714 And the camera, the camera that sends us these fantastic images. 547 01:22:36,918 --> 01:22:39,910 It's ours. He asked for it. We let him use it. 548 01:22:40,121 --> 01:22:41,315 One of our autobiocam. 549 01:22:41,523 --> 01:22:47,120 Sherry, I understand that this man could have chosen execution over suicide, is that right? 550 01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:51,193 That's right, Rolf. Execution was an option. And to my way of thinking... 551 01:22:51,399 --> 01:22:55,768 that would have been the stronger, the more forceful. 552 01:22:55,971 --> 01:23:01,375 Perhaps, suicide is the weaker, and is more typical and is to be expected. 553 01:23:01,576 --> 01:23:03,168 Exactly of what I am thinking. 554 01:23:03,378 --> 01:23:05,437 But here we are, in a men's toilet. 555 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:09,743 So let me ask you again, Sherry. Why the toilet? Why not in the cinema itself? 556 01:23:09,951 --> 01:23:14,354 Sitting in a comfortable chair, with that wide screen in front of me. That's what I would do. 557 01:23:14,556 --> 01:23:19,289 Apparently, I am not certain about this. The cinema itself is full of garbage. 558 01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:24,522 The seats were ripped up long ago. This is a private cinema, owned by a wealthy Jewish family. 559 01:23:24,766 --> 01:23:27,326 It was hidden for many years, disguised as a garage. 560 01:23:27,535 --> 01:23:32,871 But it was exposed when some maintenance person phoned an organization that tracked those things. 561 01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:35,941 We'll get back to you on that one. 562 01:23:36,144 --> 01:23:41,446 That man, he seems to have trouble in pulling the trigger. 563 01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:46,018 I don't know, Rolf. From just looking at him, it seems like it will be soon. 564 01:23:46,221 --> 01:23:50,590 We won't blink, we won't turn away. We will be here until the end. 565 01:24:15,460 --> 01:24:19,709 < I Travelled 9000 km To Give It To You > 566 01:24:27,128 --> 01:24:28,652 'Do you have a light?' 567 01:24:29,764 --> 01:24:33,962 'Yes, I travelled 9,000 km to give it to you.' 568 01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:39,598 'I'm Natasha Von Braun.' 569 01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:40,968 'Yes, I know.' 570 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:42,607 'How do you know?' 571 01:24:44,212 --> 01:24:45,907 'Are you well, Miss Von Braun?' 572 01:24:46,114 --> 01:24:49,481 'Yes, I'm well. Thank you very much.' 573 01:24:52,187 --> 01:24:54,451 'You're from the Outlands, Mr Johnson?' 574 01:24:54,656 --> 01:24:55,554 'Yes.' 575 01:24:58,393 --> 01:24:59,826 'Satisfied with everything?' 576 01:25:00,061 --> 01:25:00,993 'Yes.' 577 01:25:05,233 --> 01:25:10,034 'I've been ordered to assist you during your stay in Alphaville.' 578 01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:11,998 'Who ordered you to do that?' 579 01:25:13,608 --> 01:25:15,473 'The authorities, of course.' 580 01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,881 'Did you come for the festival, Mr Johnson?' 581 01:25:25,086 --> 01:25:26,144 'What festival?' 582 01:25:26,888 --> 01:25:28,116 'The main one.' 583 01:25:29,157 --> 01:25:33,389 'That's why people from the Outlands are here.' 584 01:25:34,662 --> 01:25:37,096 'I think it's silly you did not.' 585 01:25:37,866 --> 01:25:38,833 'Why?' 586 01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:42,195 'The festival is nearly over.' 587 01:25:43,538 --> 01:25:46,006 'Nothing until next year.' 588 01:25:46,941 --> 01:25:48,169 'You don't say.' 589 01:25:49,677 --> 01:25:53,408 The year I met her 590 01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:56,040 'Yes, Mr Johnson.' 591 01:25:58,853 --> 01:26:04,382 'But, tonight, there's a gala reception.' 592 01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:08,185 'An important one.' 593 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,392 'At a ministry.' 594 01:26:22,544 --> 01:26:28,608 I felt an unusual desire, recurring, strong and citric... 595 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:42,994 Forever 596 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:19,156 It was a hot summer afternoon in August. 597 01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:06,314 < WHERE IS MY ROMEO > 598 01:28:09,017 --> 01:28:11,679 I do remember well where I should be. 599 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:13,280 There I am. 600 01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:16,452 Where is my Romeo? 601 01:28:23,598 --> 01:28:25,657 Your lips so warm 602 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:29,965 Hey, noise. 603 01:28:31,739 --> 01:28:32,797 No. 604 01:28:37,412 --> 01:28:39,209 Than I'll be brave. 605 01:28:40,915 --> 01:28:42,712 Oh, Happy dagger. 606 01:28:44,652 --> 01:28:46,586 This is Thee shield. 607 01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:50,416 Go rust and let me die! 608 01:29:26,260 --> 01:29:28,751 Where thee these enemies. 609 01:29:31,265 --> 01:29:32,493 Capulet. 610 01:29:34,335 --> 01:29:35,859 Montague. 611 01:29:37,705 --> 01:29:42,199 See what a scourge is laid up on your hate. 612 01:29:43,478 --> 01:29:45,207 That heaven finds mean 613 01:29:45,413 --> 01:29:48,905 to kill your joys with love! 614 01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:52,616 And I... 615 01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:58,219 For winking at your discords, too... 616 01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:00,925 Have lost... 617 01:30:01,929 --> 01:30:04,489 A brace of kingsmen. 618 01:30:07,034 --> 01:30:09,525 All are punish'd. 619 01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:13,298 All are punish'd! 620 01:30:18,079 --> 01:30:21,810 A blooming peace this morning with it bring 621 01:30:23,151 --> 01:30:26,450 The sun for Sorrow will not show His head. 622 01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:31,649 For never was a story of more woe 623 01:30:32,794 --> 01:30:38,164 Then this Of Juliet and her Romeo. 624 01:31:13,779 --> 01:31:16,904 < THE LAST DATING SHOW > 625 01:31:18,005 --> 01:31:20,940 ...but they let the ape in the veil in. 626 01:31:21,943 --> 01:31:25,242 I've heard that one before. 627 01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:33,882 Hello, Samian... 628 01:31:34,222 --> 01:31:35,655 Samina... 629 01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:37,418 I have our tickets... 630 01:31:37,658 --> 01:31:38,625 What's going on over there? 631 01:31:41,362 --> 01:31:43,853 I'm sorry. I don't speak Danish. 632 01:31:45,066 --> 01:31:46,226 Oh, Tickets. 633 01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:49,659 Ye, I'm afraid it's a Danish movie. 634 01:31:50,705 --> 01:31:52,036 'You knew the deceased?' 635 01:31:52,240 --> 01:31:55,403 Then he says: "Do you love me? You want me?" 636 01:31:55,610 --> 01:31:59,546 'He was a friend of our family, almost a brother to me.' 637 01:31:59,747 --> 01:32:03,080 He wants to start a family. "You can stay at my place." 638 01:32:03,351 --> 01:32:05,785 'Where were you between December 6 and 7?' 639 01:32:05,987 --> 01:32:07,921 'I told you. I was abroad.' 640 01:32:08,122 --> 01:32:09,817 "Stay with me tonight." 641 01:32:10,091 --> 01:32:11,854 "Between 6 and 7." 642 01:32:12,059 --> 01:32:13,356 Can you shut up? 643 01:32:13,561 --> 01:32:14,585 Calm down. 644 01:32:14,896 --> 01:32:16,295 'One of our men saw you at the crime scene...' 645 01:32:16,497 --> 01:32:17,987 'I tell you I was abroad...' 646 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:20,531 "He's the most beautiful man in the palace". 647 01:32:21,035 --> 01:32:22,229 '... in Maryland.' 648 01:32:22,436 --> 01:32:23,300 "Marry me." 649 01:32:23,504 --> 01:32:27,338 Shut up, dammit! She'd hear without the scarf! 650 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,567 She hears but can't speak Danish. 651 01:32:29,777 --> 01:32:31,711 So send her Tehran to see it. 652 01:32:31,913 --> 01:32:32,641 Watch your mouth. 653 01:32:32,847 --> 01:32:35,077 Why should I? She can't understand. 654 01:32:35,283 --> 01:32:36,750 I translate that? 655 01:32:36,951 --> 01:32:39,476 Try translating "Hasta la vista, baby". 656 01:32:40,755 --> 01:32:42,689 I'd like to see the manager. 657 01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:45,122 Not so loud, please. 658 01:32:45,326 --> 01:32:46,725 Three Nazis just attacked us. 659 01:32:46,928 --> 01:32:47,553 What? 660 01:32:47,762 --> 01:32:49,992 Three Goebbels keep insulting us. 661 01:32:50,197 --> 01:32:51,391 Do I get the cops? 662 01:32:51,599 --> 01:32:56,298 Brilliant! Danes get thrown out of a Danish movie now! 663 01:32:56,637 --> 01:32:58,730 Maybe we should go somewhere else. 664 01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:01,033 But I really want to see that movie. 665 01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:01,970 Ye, but... 666 01:33:02,176 --> 01:33:05,771 I would like see if that man and woman will get married. 667 01:33:07,248 --> 01:33:09,239 I've seen the movie lots of times 668 01:33:09,483 --> 01:33:11,747 And they get married many times. 669 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:12,950 Really? 670 01:33:13,154 --> 01:33:13,848 Ya. 671 01:33:14,055 --> 01:33:15,579 I want my money back! 672 01:33:18,225 --> 01:33:22,025 Oh, sorry, Frank. I've forgot my emendel dendal. 673 01:33:57,231 --> 01:33:58,198 They're up there. 674 01:34:04,005 --> 01:34:06,496 'I'm now arresting you for the murder.' 675 01:34:07,108 --> 01:34:09,599 He's on mission for a murder. 676 01:34:16,417 --> 01:34:18,783 I don't think they are getting married. 677 01:34:47,448 --> 01:34:48,938 < AWKWARD > 678 01:36:54,842 --> 01:36:57,174 'Where are you? The film has finished.' 679 01:37:53,667 --> 01:37:56,534 A silver Peugeot 405 is blocking the exit. 680 01:37:56,737 --> 01:37:59,968 Would its owner please move it? 681 01:38:13,220 --> 01:38:15,347 Start it and put your foot down on the gas. 682 01:38:22,730 --> 01:38:23,594 Wait a second. 683 01:38:27,568 --> 01:38:28,535 Try now. 684 01:38:35,709 --> 01:38:36,801 Go on, God be with you! 685 01:39:18,152 --> 01:39:21,246 < SOLE MEETING > 686 01:39:21,455 --> 01:39:23,889 This film relates the sole meeting of... 687 01:39:24,091 --> 01:39:26,719 Khrushchev and Pope John XXIII. 688 01:39:35,703 --> 01:39:38,570 Who is that portly fellow dressed in white? 689 01:39:41,208 --> 01:39:42,869 That's the comrade... 690 01:39:46,313 --> 01:39:48,873 Comrade? What comrade? 691 01:39:53,787 --> 01:39:57,985 The head comrade for the Catholics, Pope John XXIII. 692 01:40:04,631 --> 01:40:06,360 A comrade? Hah! 693 01:40:14,608 --> 01:40:16,041 Why not? 694 01:40:16,243 --> 01:40:18,837 When Comrade Stalin told us to dance, 695 01:40:19,046 --> 01:40:20,604 didn't we dance? 696 01:40:33,293 --> 01:40:41,257 When Comrade Pope tells Catholics to pray, they all start praying. 697 01:41:13,667 --> 01:41:19,936 - Look! He's coming over. - Who is? Ah, Comrade Pope! 698 01:41:41,895 --> 01:41:46,798 We have something in common after all... 699 01:41:50,704 --> 01:41:52,934 my dear Khrushchev. 700 01:42:24,204 --> 01:42:26,638 MIGUEL PEREIRA, BRAZIL... 701 01:42:28,175 --> 01:42:30,507 < 5,557 MILES FROM CANNES > 702 01:42:35,482 --> 01:42:37,848 "THE 400 BLOWS" 703 01:42:38,051 --> 01:42:39,040 Hey, Chestnut, 704 01:42:39,253 --> 01:42:41,778 they show porn movies here now? 705 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:45,982 Don't be a hick, that movie has won an award. 706 01:42:46,193 --> 01:42:47,421 Where did it win? 707 01:42:47,628 --> 01:42:50,825 In Cannes! It's a French movie, idiot. 708 01:42:51,098 --> 01:42:53,032 Since when do you speak French? 709 01:42:53,233 --> 01:42:57,602 Since I went to Cannes. Listen carefully, Cashew. 710 01:43:00,073 --> 01:43:02,507 Come on, gather round me here. 711 01:43:02,709 --> 01:43:04,802 The Cannes Festival turns 60 this year. 712 01:43:05,012 --> 01:43:07,537 Come on, gather round me here. 713 01:43:07,748 --> 01:43:10,012 The Cannes Festival turns 60 this year. 714 01:43:10,217 --> 01:43:12,481 I saw screens big as the Maracana, 715 01:43:12,686 --> 01:43:15,154 people disguised on the steps of the Palais. 716 01:43:15,355 --> 01:43:17,983 I saw a French guy with your sister on his lap! 717 01:43:18,192 --> 01:43:20,558 Cut it out now, you're talking crap. 718 01:43:20,761 --> 01:43:23,059 Maybe you were a king over in Cannes, 719 01:43:23,263 --> 01:43:25,527 but here you eat once a month, man! 720 01:43:25,732 --> 01:43:28,223 You see English, Portuguese, Koreans 721 01:43:28,435 --> 01:43:30,995 Chinese, Japanese, French and Cape Verdians! 722 01:43:31,205 --> 01:43:33,696 The Frogs loved this Pernamboucian! 723 01:43:33,907 --> 01:43:36,307 Hey, come off it, that's all bullshit! 724 01:43:36,510 --> 01:43:38,671 I stay at home in front of my TV 725 01:43:38,879 --> 01:43:41,404 watching movies all for free. 726 01:43:41,615 --> 01:43:43,981 The town goes wild, hunting for gold. 727 01:43:44,184 --> 01:43:46,584 Flashguns pop, stars turn on the charm, 728 01:43:46,787 --> 01:43:49,187 all wanting to touch my Golden Palm! 729 01:43:49,389 --> 01:43:51,789 You're too much, give me a break. 730 01:43:51,992 --> 01:43:54,426 You were in Cannes? For heaven's sake! 731 01:43:54,628 --> 01:43:56,892 You were in jail, you big fake! 732 01:43:57,097 --> 01:43:59,531 In Cannes, you don't use ploys. 733 01:43:59,733 --> 01:44:02,099 All the French love Brazilians boys. 734 01:44:02,302 --> 01:44:04,793 Chasing your ass is one of their joys! 735 01:44:05,005 --> 01:44:07,439 These dreams of yours fade like smoke. 736 01:44:07,641 --> 01:44:10,007 What ploys? What a joke. 737 01:44:10,210 --> 01:44:12,303 You need to kick the coke! 738 01:44:12,512 --> 01:44:15,140 I saw loads of films, I lie not: 739 01:44:15,349 --> 01:44:17,408 < L'Avventura >, < La Dolce Vita >, 740 01:44:17,618 --> 01:44:19,950 < Padre Padrone >, < Paris, Texas > 741 01:44:20,153 --> 01:44:21,415 and more Wim Wend... as. 742 01:44:21,622 --> 01:44:25,524 But I've saved the best for last. I blew them away with my tambourine. 743 01:44:25,726 --> 01:44:30,356 Brushing, beating, grooving, moving, picking, choosing, losing, loving. 744 01:44:30,564 --> 01:44:32,054 I've saved the best for last. 745 01:44:32,266 --> 01:44:36,100 No more grimace on my face, no more place for my case. 746 01:44:36,303 --> 01:44:39,761 There's this old lady who wants to be my baby. 747 01:44:39,973 --> 01:44:42,533 There's this girl, so hot, she grabs me and says what? 748 01:44:42,743 --> 01:44:47,043 "That's life!" I'm gonna blow them away. 749 01:44:47,247 --> 01:44:49,010 - That I swear. - Hear what I say! 750 01:44:49,249 --> 01:44:50,944 That's it, Cashew. 751 01:44:51,818 --> 01:44:54,082 I have to admit something. 752 01:44:54,288 --> 01:44:56,256 I've never been to Cannes. 753 01:44:56,456 --> 01:44:58,856 You haven't? 754 01:44:59,059 --> 01:45:00,356 So how do you know all that? 755 01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:02,152 I saw it on the Internet. 756 01:45:02,362 --> 01:45:04,421 So where's Cannes? 757 01:45:04,731 --> 01:45:09,498 In France. It's a tiny, rundown fishing port. 758 01:45:09,703 --> 01:45:11,762 Its leader is called Gil. 759 01:45:11,972 --> 01:45:13,462 You mean Gilberto Gil? 760 01:45:13,674 --> 01:45:19,340 No, don't be a hick! Another Gil. Gil Jacob. 761 01:45:55,387 --> 01:46:01,142 < WAR IN PEACE > 762 01:48:54,048 --> 01:48:58,775 - 763 01:49:00,357 --> 01:49:06,556 - 764 01:49:25,225 --> 01:49:26,385 < ZHANXIOU VILLAGE > 765 01:49:26,593 --> 01:49:28,754 - What are you doing? - Don't hassle me! 766 01:49:32,666 --> 01:49:33,894 What are you up to? 767 01:49:34,100 --> 01:49:35,067 You do it if you know how! 768 01:49:40,707 --> 01:49:41,435 Hurry! 769 01:50:08,602 --> 01:50:09,626 The power's gone! 770 01:50:12,505 --> 01:50:13,335 I have an idea. 771 01:50:18,945 --> 01:50:19,741 Get on the bikes! 772 01:50:20,547 --> 01:50:21,309 Pedal! 773 01:50:51,344 --> 01:50:52,174 Pedal faster! 774 01:51:08,261 --> 01:51:10,354 How dare you? 775 01:51:11,297 --> 01:51:12,093 Stop! 776 01:51:34,654 --> 01:51:37,646 Uncle, can I finish watching the film? 777 01:52:28,813 --> 01:52:33,954 < HAPPY ENDING > 778 01:52:40,787 --> 01:52:43,585 OK. What are you fancy? Can you say? 779 01:52:43,823 --> 01:52:45,450 Why don't know none of them at all. 780 01:52:47,060 --> 01:52:48,687 We got through this cop films and stuff. 781 01:52:48,895 --> 01:52:50,726 Go on, get one of the leaflets, Let's have some fun with it. 782 01:53:00,974 --> 01:53:04,910 Here you go. "Warriors of god". Action has a new man of Iron. 783 01:53:05,211 --> 01:53:08,009 The hero is recruited by Christian human rights missionaries 784 01:53:08,214 --> 01:53:10,546 to protect them against the rage of pirates. 785 01:53:11,351 --> 01:53:12,409 No. 786 01:53:12,619 --> 01:53:14,951 OK, What about the "Race for dial", that's a Cop film. 787 01:53:15,188 --> 01:53:16,985 A dismembered blonde, a blind man, 788 01:53:17,190 --> 01:53:20,353 a three legged dog... The chase begins. 789 01:53:22,529 --> 01:53:24,190 Or..."Double bill". Oh, They are lovely. 790 01:53:24,397 --> 01:53:26,831 That right up at your stream. Oh, You'll love these. 791 01:53:27,066 --> 01:53:28,693 "WUSP girl" 792 01:53:28,902 --> 01:53:33,839 a beautiful woman by day, a lasting queen wasp by night, and... 793 01:53:34,674 --> 01:53:36,335 "And Queen of flesh" 794 01:53:36,543 --> 01:53:38,204 A ring of Nazi's inflator. 795 01:53:38,645 --> 01:53:40,977 Are in possession of the body of Adolf Hitler 796 01:53:41,247 --> 01:53:43,772 are Planning to revive him and take over the world. 797 01:53:44,150 --> 01:53:45,014 What's that? 798 01:53:45,285 --> 01:53:47,719 - Do you remember Adolf Hitler? - Not Really. 799 01:53:47,921 --> 01:53:49,650 Well, that's history. He was barking mad. 800 01:53:53,159 --> 01:53:55,024 Move alone, mate. We want to see this film! 801 01:53:55,228 --> 01:53:58,391 Sorry, mate. We're just bumped in, you see? We're just deciding. 802 01:53:58,598 --> 01:54:01,726 He's just a kid, you can't get them to decide really quickly, can you? 803 01:54:06,573 --> 01:54:08,939 Sir, come on, move alone. I wanna watch film, ye? 804 01:54:09,142 --> 01:54:10,507 Sure you got to watch film. 805 01:54:10,710 --> 01:54:12,541 Let me guess, "Sexy sex". 806 01:54:12,745 --> 01:54:16,374 The film is so darn sexy you'll forget to breathe. You'll give youself heart attack. 807 01:54:16,583 --> 01:54:18,175 No Wollis with me, lad. 808 01:54:18,885 --> 01:54:22,013 Why don't you be quite. 809 01:54:22,222 --> 01:54:23,712 Leave the boy lone. 810 01:54:23,923 --> 01:54:26,050 He's having a nice day out with his dad. 811 01:54:26,559 --> 01:54:29,221 This is a lovely film. Why don't you go and watch that, it's a romance. 812 01:54:29,429 --> 01:54:30,293 You'll really enjoy that. 813 01:54:30,496 --> 01:54:32,430 My sister saw that and she said it's fine. 814 01:54:32,699 --> 01:54:35,600 - What's that called? - It's called love across the ages. 815 01:54:35,802 --> 01:54:37,133 - I don't think so. - You'll love it. 816 01:54:37,437 --> 01:54:39,064 Oh, Thank you very much. 817 01:54:39,272 --> 01:54:42,298 I might take him to see the one about the queen wasp and Adolf Hitler. 818 01:54:42,508 --> 01:54:45,409 What about a comedy? Here you are. "Campus girls chase". 819 01:54:45,612 --> 01:54:48,206 "All the action, All the women. Arty intelligent." 820 01:54:48,414 --> 01:54:50,279 Look, the film's gonna start in a minute. 821 01:54:52,051 --> 01:54:54,178 Hang on, mate. Just give him half a chance, ye? 822 01:54:54,387 --> 01:54:55,251 No. 823 01:54:55,455 --> 01:55:01,451 Look, look. CIA film. "Black hock wins through". Truth needs a soldier. Fantastic. 824 01:55:01,661 --> 01:55:03,993 - That'll be full of action. - Full of rubbish. 825 01:55:04,197 --> 01:55:06,222 What about "Korean chips"? A British film. 826 01:55:06,566 --> 01:55:09,729 No, dad. That probably will be really boring, daddy. 827 01:55:10,069 --> 01:55:11,593 Man, we shut this afternoon, didn't we? 828 01:55:11,804 --> 01:55:14,272 Sorry, I'm gonna have to rush you, there's a bit of queue building right behind. 829 01:55:14,474 --> 01:55:16,339 - Ye, I know all about it. - What's the time? 830 01:55:16,843 --> 01:55:18,936 Time is 2:15. 831 01:55:20,380 --> 01:55:21,813 Why don't we go football? 832 01:55:23,283 --> 01:55:26,582 - Why don't we go and have a football? - Yes. 833 01:55:26,786 --> 01:55:29,914 Now, that the sort of choice I like! Football it is. Come on, stud. 834 01:55:30,123 --> 01:55:32,591 - After all that you ain't even going watching the film! - Oh, shut up. 835 01:55:32,792 --> 01:55:35,522 Buy yourself a jumbo hot dog and stick it in your side base. 836 01:55:37,830 --> 01:55:38,694 Good kick. 837 01:55:59,752 --> 01:56:02,915 But this time, when Madeleine approaches the window... 838 01:56:04,023 --> 01:56:08,722 < EPILOGUE > 839 01:56:39,826 --> 01:56:42,954 - You like a happy ending, miss? - Oh yes, sir! 840 01:56:43,663 --> 01:56:44,755 So do I. 841 01:56:51,304 --> 01:56:54,296 THE END 842 01:56:54,507 --> 01:56:58,773 'Thanks to Rene Clair'